“are you a boy or a girl?”
“no”
“yeah but what were you BORN as?”
*leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
my mom thinks my life isnt very busy but she doesnt understand that i have to read books watch shows and listen to music all while running a blog
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
